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Thursday, February 29, 2024
Wednesday, February 28, 2024
The straight poop
When I opened my door in the morning of my last night in Santa Barbara, a little mouse jumped out, couldn't have been much bigger than an inch.
Very cute.
He or she now has a new home up the coast in a very upscale berg.
Jury is still out if any rodent comrades are left in the van.
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Speaking of poop, I went shopping for contact paper to mail a watercolor yesterday and stopped by both the Dollar Store and Grocery Outlet. Nada. Neither store had what I needed.
I contemplated stopping at Albertsons but knew that I had a visitor knocking loudly in my colon and decided I had better skedaddle back to my office post haste to drop the kids off at the pool. Contact paper could wait.
I got to the back door (no pun intended) and inserted my key in the lock.Lo and behold, the key broke off, right in the middle.
I was able, knees knocking, with all of the dexterity my arthritic hands could muster, to fish the small broken bit out of the lock.
But alas, this is no way relieved my own present difficulty. Lucky I still had a key to my wife's shop and no one would be the wiser.
But it was touch and go for a second there.
Afterwards, I went down to Hank's, Joe's, Ace Hardware, whatever you call it, nobody ever present anymore at Bruce's old locksmith shop. Guy wasn't sure if he could replace it, finally taped the parts together and thankfully, made it all work.
Timing is everything, no? Tragedy narrowly averted.
Tuesday, February 27, 2024
Blue Heron Gallery, February Tour
I woke up in the middle of the night, in a complete sweat. What city was I in and where was the venue I was supposed to be working? I honestly could not remember. It took about a minute to realize that I was in Santa Barbara, at a fairgrounds, Earl Warren, incidentally one that I have worked at since I was seventeen years old.
Strange.
It has happened before. Once after a long string of shows, I woke in the middle of the night wondering where the bathroom was in a particular hotel, only to finally figure out that I was in my own bed. Road weariness.
I am back from about two weeks on said road, with the exception of the one day that I came back and feverishly repacked.
I left two weeks ago Wednesday for Palm Springs.I left for Santa Barbara at about six the next day, a bit tired still from the previous week.
For some reason the GPS directed me farther up the 15, wasn't sure why. I ended up in Phelan and Palmdale, in the desert near Lancaster. Put my up by Lake Sherwood and the snowcapped mountains and places I had never been. Finally got on the 138 and 14 south.
It turned out that the 210 was shut down with a jacknifed semi. Took over five and a half hours to get to Santa Barbara, ended up going through the Camulos Valley. One of my favorites. Long trip though.
I get to the show and start unpacking with little problem. My paper is up, everything is cool. By the afternoon of the second day everything is going swimmingly, paper hung, case full. Or so I thought anyway.
I get a lot of real estate in Santa Barbara, can really pack it in.
About three o'clock on the second day of setup, the lights started dimming. The next thing I know there is smoke coming out of the maintenance closet next to my booth, which holds the giant sub panel and electrical service gear.
Not only is it smoking but it is making an awful noise.
Next thing I know sic fire engines and a cop roll up. I am not sure if they are going to evacuate the building. They tell the fairgrounds staff to shut down and do nothing until Edison gets there, which unfortunately was very late that night.
Edison says the problem is a high voltage fuse on another part of the property. Told them to get an electrician because they didn't want to see anybody electrocuted. I am texting management and getting a rundown because this is very late at night.
I honestly did not think we would have a show. Changing fuses and transformers takes time and money. They would have to find an electrician in the morning. And after seeing the antiquated panel belch smoke I had to wonder what kind of further stress it could endure?
I felt for the dealers and the promoters. Some dealers had come far, one from Louisiana. everybody had big expenses. I felt snakebit from the start and the route through the Mojave, was this show destined to fire?
When I got there Friday morning, the guys on staff told me they thought noon. No big.
But somehow, miraculously, everything came together and we opened on time. I am very happy to say that I had another great show. Gave out more scones, this time blueberry, cranberry ginger walnut with a navel orange icing from our trees.
Two great shows in a row. Imagine that?
Show was over at four on Sunday. I was completely exhausted. Took three and a half hours to pack up and out. I fell asleep on the road twice, ended up screaming and slapping myself int he face to stay up. I know, I should have got a motel. Completely hit the wall. I ended up sleeping in an Arco parking lot in Lake Elsinore for ten minutes to gain a little strength and composure. This will be my last show for several months.
I unloaded Monday, sent off packages today and plan on taking it easy for the rest of the week.
This one done wrung out everything I had.
Adios.
Thursday, February 15, 2024
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
Proto-speak, linguistics and computational phylogenetics
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/02/a-new-look-at-our-linguistic-roots/
"Almost half of all people in the world today speak an Indo-European language, one whose origins go back thousands of years to a single mother tongue. Languages as different as English, Russian, Hindustani, Latin, and Sanskrit can all be traced back to this ancestral language.
Over the last couple of hundred years, linguists have figured out a lot about that first Indo-European language, including many of the words it used and some of the grammatical rules that governed it. Along the way, they’ve come up with theories about who its original speakers were, where and how they lived, and how their language spread so widely."
They say in the beginning there was the word
but in which fair place
was it first heard?
Anatolia or a West Russian berg
neither possibility would be too absurd.
Was it an ancient farmer
or a person hunting herds
who was the first to enunciate their verbs?
Why do we share so many words
with folks who live so far not near?
wish we had a perfect mirror
to see our past and what brought us here.
R.S.
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
Monday, February 12, 2024
Sunny Side of Heaven
Bad Press
Boy has our sleepy little town of Fallbrook made the news this week. Not in a good way. First a major drug bust that included meth, heroin and fentanyl along with a bunch of illegal guns. Then we had a stabbing murder at the Econo Lodge by a guy who fancied himself the pirate, Jack Sparrow. A drunk driver drove through the front window of Anytime Fitness at some point this weekend. And top it all off with a shooting at the gas station this morning.
This is all very strange and uncharacteristic stuff, not the sort of activity or publicity we need or are accustomed to. I was talking to a detective this morning and was told that the cheap motels get about three hundred dollars a night from some governmental agency instead of the $59 they would normally charge a tourist. So they keep them filled with some pretty unsavory types of riff raff as well as the unfortunates who are just down on their luck. Because they are making money.
We get the local motels (not to mention our old hospital) brim full of these out of town basket cases and nobody knows it is going on until you hear about a guy playing pirate who does somebody in. Arrgh. Very sad.
Super Sunday
I have a busy show schedule coming up and am not much interested in football so I thought I would get lost in nature yesterday. What a beautiful morning. Leslie made me a bacon and pancake breakfast and a cup of her amazing coffee.
I drove out the driveway which Todd had fixed the day before so that we could get in and out again after the massive rain.
The red tailed mother was on her nest, perched high over the Santa Margarita River Valley.
I drove up north to my special spot and took a look around.The road was pretty muddy in spots but I managed to amble through.
I normally don't come on Sundays because there are other humans there, it was mostly older birders yesterday, in big packs.
I prefer midweek when I have the place to myself.
I wonder if there is a venery term for a large group of older birders?
In any case, they were well behaved and pleasant and their phalanx mostly self contained.
Had themselves a nice little picnic afterwards.
Beats shuffleboard I guess.
I never understood birding by committee or photography by committee, the reason I practice both avocations is really so that I can be alone.
I like the silence. But everybody has their own needs and to each his or her own.
It wasn't an epic day birding but it was a very good day and I had a great time.
The first bird I spotted was a vermilion flycatcher, but not in his usual spot.
I didn't get a great vantage through the branches and didn't even take a shot.
I have plenty of good ones already, no big.
I saw lots of red tailed hawks, no eagles yesterday.Ran into a fellow who saw red tailed hawks mob a falcon but I never saw the peregrine myself.
I did see a red tailed cross skypaths with a crow.
Watched this Nuttal's woodpecker flit about in an old oak tree.
I was very content. I started my customary hike but didn't have the right shoes for the mud and stopped my trek short.
The highlight of my day, visually and photographically speaking, was spotting this great horned owl taking a nap.
Saturday, February 10, 2024
Fallbrook Eats
Leslie made a korma, coconut cashew curry tonight with duck. It was delicious. She made it over basmati and we added the last loin lamb chops from the other night. I bought the large ten pack at Costco the other day, stretched through three meals.
She had wanted to make a red curry but must have thrown out the paste. Next time.
I made lamb chops the other night, as I said, with rosemary garlic potatoes. But I went all out on the potatoes, combining Frank Proto and Kenji Lopez Alt's methodology.
First I par boiled the small organic yellows, cut in half in a water bath that I had added baking soda too, along with the salt. This raises the ph and makes the centers fluffier. I let them cool, then fried them cut side down in a cast iron pan with peanut oil.
I then removed them to a baking sheet and, after spraying them with duck fat, gave them another half hour in the oven. Flipped them at 15. With two minutes to go I added the garlic and rosemary and parsley so as not to burn.
Was all the time invested in making thrice cooked potatoes worth it?