Paperwork

Bloomberg, on a business trip, found himself using a public toilet. He had just made himself comfortable when he noticed that the toilet paper roll was empty.  

He called out to the next stall, “Excuse me, friend, but do you have any toilet paper in there?”

“No, I’m afraid there doesn’t seem to be any here, either.”

Bloomberg paused for a moment. “Listen, he said, do you happen to have a newspaper or a magazine with you?”

“Sorry, I don’t.”

Bloomberg paused again, and then said, “How about two fives for a ten?”