Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Deadheads screw in dirty sleeping bags.
Q: Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
A: To keep the music out of their eyes.
A: This music sucks.
- A deadhead dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter's giving him a tour, and dude's awestruck. "Wow! Is that Janis over there? Holy crap! There's Jimi! Fuck, man! Morrison looks great!" Then he sees this bearded, grey-haired man off by himself. "Dude, is that Jerry? I didn't know he died!" St. Pete says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Jerry."
Q:What did the hippie say when you told him to get out of your apartment? A: Namaste.
Q:How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None- they just wait 15 years for it to burnout and then follow it around.
Q:How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, they have enough acid to spin the room.
Q:How many dead heads can fit in a van?
A: Just one more and my dog, man...
Garcia and Clapton were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some natives who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Garcia speaks up and says, "Yes, get me a guitar and just one last time, I want to play the long version of Truckin."
They look at Clapton and he says: "Kill me first!"
1 comment:
I laughed out loud at Garcia and Clapton …good one!
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