Presidential unveiling

We have a real conundrum with ex President Trump and Texas porn star Stormy Daniels. First he denies any sexual encounter, than says it was a long time ago, and then denies it again, pretending nobody was listening. So which is it?

She on the other hand, can intimately describe the man she now calls " Tiny" in the most graphic and exacting detail, comparing his penis to a smaller than average phallus with a huge mushroom head.

Trump has, of course, denied any presidential "deficiencies."

“Look at those hands, are they small hands?” he said, raising them for viewers to see. “And, he referred to my hands – ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

So just who is telling the truth here? It's a real "he said, she said." Does 45 more closely resemble the Washington Monument or the pre-op John Bobbit? Americans deserve to know if the Presidential flag flies at "half mast."

I believe that there is only one way to ascertain veracity in regards to the true dimensions

of the presidential staff. A public unveiling. On national television. Even Fox.

If in fact Donald J. Trump is built like the second coming of Milton Berle, certainly an apology from the blond bombshell is in order.

But if the Presidential member resembles something more on the order of the little magic toadstool in Mr. Toad"s Wild Ride, I think the orange one deserves a trip to the slammer for putting the country through such an ordeal and embarrassment with his diminutive manhood, brazen infidelity and continual prevarication.

One more case of serious "Obama envy," I am sure...