Greetings from Michigan!

Want to kidnap the Governor? No Problem! While you're at it, grab a coney and make sure to try the delicious pike. Practice anarchist war games in the woods with your pals. Visit Flint and skin a rabbit while you're there (just don't drink the water.) Visit the birthplace of Terrible Ted and Kid Rock. Put large holes in your ears and play domestic terrorist. We got your back! No I.Q. tests required! And don't worry about nothing. You think an all white jury in Northern Michigan is going to convict anybody for this stuff?