Quotes from Gore Vidal

• The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. 
• Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
• He who is last had best laugh.
• It's always best to stay out of other people's divorces. And their civil wars.
• The unfed mind devours itself.
• Never offend an enemy in a small way.
• A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
• Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.