Home medical test

Jeff Olsen sent me this but I sort of cleaned up the format a bit:

Go outside and piss in the garden.

            If ants gather - diabetes.


             If you pee on your feet - prostate.


             If it smells like barbecue - cholesterol.


             If your wrist hurts when you shake it  - osteoarthritis.


             If you return inside with your dick hanging outside your pants - alzheimers