I will be showing a nice group of Old Masters and California Impressionists as well as several murky non objective abstractions that defy any rational description but just might match your couch.
Dates: May 12-14, 2017
Times: Friday — 11 to 6 PM; Saturday — 11 to 6 PM; Sunday — 11 to 4 PM
Location: Earl Warren Showgrounds
I guess I should say Antique and Vintage show, since our data analysis people have conclusive proof that the tender young millennials reportedly have negative associations with the word "antique."
It will be hereby struck from the lexicon until further notice, joining the terms classic, aged, old and tasteful. Anything of a pre mid century modern birth will undergo scrupulous vetting before being allowed on the floor.
If you have any concerns about the verbal rescission please direct them to the chatroom forum, where fellow denizens equally as ignorant as you, are most eager and quite willing to discuss the entire matter.
The management.
1 comment:
I ain't igrnant I just like hat word VINTAGE, it reminds me of the half gallon jug of Cribari I drink before I does my artistic e-valuations.
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