And so in fact I think that it is now finally time to start my own religion.
Still looking for a suitable facility and adherents. All worshippers and faiths welcome but rich contributors and hot chicks will get the better pews and a faster path to the godhead. Sorry.
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My cult is The Church of the Flexible Cosmology.
Ron and I started a religion once. It's major blessing was choosing which phone company you should use (this was in the 80's). Don't remember what we named it.
Will you be hearing confessions?
Top tier parishioners get a blanket pass for all past sins and misbehavior. Consider it a "get out of hell" free card.
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