Monday, January 9, 2017

Namaste

I have done a lot of things in this life, some that I am proud of, some not so much. And I think that I have gleaned some arcane secrets from the cosmos on my life's journey, secrets that would be extraordinarily selfish to keep to myself.

And so in fact I think that it is now finally time to start my own religion.


Still looking for a suitable facility and adherents. All worshippers and faiths welcome but rich contributors and hot chicks will get the better pews and a faster path to the godhead. Sorry.
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4 comments:

  1. Jon HarwoodJanuary 9, 2017 at 11:58 AM

    My cult is The Church of the Flexible Cosmology.

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  2. lizzyJanuary 9, 2017 at 5:30 PM

    Ron and I started a religion once. It's major blessing was choosing which phone company you should use (this was in the 80's). Don't remember what we named it.

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  3. Helen Killeen Bauch McHargueJanuary 10, 2017 at 9:12 AM

    Will you be hearing confessions?

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  4. Blue HeronJanuary 10, 2017 at 11:11 AM

    Top tier parishioners get a blanket pass for all past sins and misbehavior. Consider it a "get out of hell" free card.

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