Soft jazz, soft spine

The Lenny Bruce way to stand up to the man award goes to one Kenny G.

The soporific lite jazz piper flashed the victory sign to the protesters demonstrating in Hong Kong the other day - only to retract his support when he started to get a little heat from Beijing.

What a big pussy! Kenny deleted the selfie he took in front of the protesters and did his best to cover his tracks. The Atlantic furnishes an interview with the sniveling sax player.

The mainland government had said that Kenny was participating in illegal activity.

His retort:  "I am not supporting the demonstrators." "I was not trying to defy government orders with my last post," he wrote on Twitter. "I don't really know anything about the situation and my impromptu visit to the site was just part of an innocent walk around Hong Kong."

The locals weren't exactly thrilled with his act.

"My personal opinion, he is a coward. He doesn't want to be the enemy of the Chinese government, because that's where he's going to make big money." An anonymous Hong Kong merchant

Way to stand up for liberty, Kenny Gorelickspittle! I know, I know, you are just a sax player.