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Thursday, November 17, 2011

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

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Patriotism is the last refuge To which a scoundrel clings Steal a little and they throw you in jail Steal a lot and they make you king Bob Dylan ************************* Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we got. Art Buchwald ************************* Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you. Roy Rogers ************************** When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king, the palace instead becomes a circus. — Turkish proverb

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