Final Insult

Sodomy - peccatum Sodomiticum, or "sin of Sodom."لواط


It is important that we note the sad demise of one Col. Muammar Khadafi.مُعَمَّر القَذَّافِي‎.
Once a proud dictator who engaged in a bevy of dastardly deeds, he oversaw the bombing of the Lockerbie jet and waged a war against the berbers. Yet the colonel seemed to have undergone a genuine softening of late, a turning away from his brothers in the axis of evil and morphing into if not a sweet lovable guy, at least your old, bumbling uncle.

Alas it was not to be, last I heard daffy khadafi was being killed and defiled on the battlefield. Sodomized, the news reports said. Now I am not exactly sure what is meant by such a statement. I would like to now apologize if I offend any of you with my prurient interrogatories. By sodomy, is it implied that a man had anal intercourse with the deceased autocrat or could it have been a mere finger, hand or fist up said poopshoot? Or am I completely off base and is there a new term or action here that I am not really familiar with, not being too up on such matters lately?

Now if Muammar, (Moammar) actually been violated in the course manner which I so gingerly describe (which I apologize for), what does that say about the Libyan people? I hated that man so much I just had to pull my pants down and... Frankly I just don't get it. Spit in his face I could see, but screw a corpse? And you think that you can just waltz on in and join the rest of the civilized nations... Just goes to show the serious twain between east and west, once so ably described by Rudyard Kipling. The big ugly culture schism once again rears its ugly head.

Not content to rob the tyrannical dictator of any semblence of dignity in his final repose,  it is reported that he also lost his hairpiece, perhaps during the violent act of flagrant delicti. And that old Muammar had hair plugs to boot. Vanity, thy name is woman. I ask you, who knew?