Monday Rapidfire

Great article - Scientific American - Post office kicks FedEx and UPS ass!
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New York State slaps a GPS on worker's private car, spies on him for a month without a warrant.
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Red head  jizz no longer accepted at sperm bank.
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Floyd Mayweather is a cheap shot  punk and I hope that Manny Pacquiao one day punches his face in.
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Obese man sues White Castle because he is too fat to fit in their seats.
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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says,"You are going to have to stop masturbating." The man asks, "How come?" Doctor says," So that I can finish the examination."
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Hospitalization for dirt eating disorder nearly doubles in last decade.
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Sheriff Joe on Obama's trail.
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Let's cut taxes for the wealthy and raise them for everybody else...
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Yossi Klein Halevi on the blame Israel game - New Republic.
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German "Pirate Party" sees gains - first online political group? - Spiegel.
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United States kisses Red China bootie, shtupps Taiwan in fighter jet deal.
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American Specialty Agriculture act screws U.S. workers too! - SPLC.
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Skeptoid on Fracking.
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Obama White House punts on open government - Secrecy News.
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U.K. scientists battle creationism - Science
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States free to disagree on stupid war on drugs - Reason.
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Wikileaks exposes cuba's ladies in white - Pravda