The new world
penis statistics are in and it ain't looking good, America. Link to the interactive map
here. Our penile units are ranking #98 out of #112 reporting countries. I did notice that a lot of these measurements are self reported and men do tend to exaggerate such things. And remember Germany, foreskin doesn't count. We damn well better start the measurements from the same location and arousal quotient or there will be hell to pay, I promise. This is a scientific study after all. Curious drop off in Alaska. But make no bones about it, the U.S. of A. has a serious staffing problem!
Sudan I understand but South America, you guys are plainly a flat out bunch of liars. I've seen enough National Geographics to know what you're packing. Mexico, give us a break.
Mentirosos. The survey reinforces the common wisdom on India and the orient. Sucks to be you guys. Sort of explains the red in Red China. I'd be seeing red too.
And no, if you move to Bolivia its not going to get any bigger. (Note: If you click on the photo below it should get enlarged.
The photo.)
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Now the folks at The Filthy Map Corp. (they prefer to be known as Target Maps) have released the ineveitable follow-up: Breast Sizes of the World.
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285
I heard the next will be Ass Sizes of the world. I have a good feeling about America's place in that one!
-E
Small units in China. But boy do they know what to do with the tiny tots. 2 billion chinese!
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