So I got to thinking, hey maybe there is a chance to allay some natural feelings of inferiority and make a few bucks in the process and bingo - The AirDong™was born! We can furnish you with a lifelike prosthetic device that will make you the envy of every passenger in the cabin. Made out of real latex in your choice of colors.
God may have made you coach but with this new space age appendage, you will be flying strictly first class.
Stretch your natural shortcomings with AirDong™!
Everybody will want to see what you are packing!
*caution, may inflate with sudden loss of cabin pressure.
© 2010 Robert Sommers
15 comments:
Is that device for people who have hang-ups (hahaha) or has Blue Heron reached an all time low?
I tend to go with the latter.
I am guessing you mean winks from the MALE flight attendants?
Whatever floats your jet.
fucking luv the air dong
truth is, they would sell for real as a gag gift and for the under represented in our population.
Seriously, dude, you should have marketed them. Would be big, like pet rock big!
M.
Perplexing
penile
problem
prophylactic.
Pshaw.
Serious money maker I could see chicks wearing it to freak out security.
M
Thats funny - great angle!
Gives new meaning to a blow job.
I don't understand the previous comment. I am sincerely trying to alleviate major hangups and inadequacy issues and someone has to run the topic down into the gutter. Please try to remember that this is a family blog.
Why not just tape a sausage to your leg??? It's a lot less expensive than the (probably) over inflated (price of the ) Air Dong.
That's fine Sano - until you run into a hungry german shepherd service dog.
truly a cockamamie post.
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