This caucasian male, well past the mid century mark, left his Avanti in my yard over sixteen years ago for a little sight seeing trip to Asia. He has never returned. One possible sighting by his father on the top of a Colorado ski slope, but not verified. Known addiction to Marlboro cigarettes and Haagen Daz Rum Raisin Ice Cream, he is not considered to be dangerous but should be approached with utmost caution.
Rumor has it that he is living as a Hermit in a Coconut Hut on a far off asian atoll and that he has been breeding rare carnivorous plants. According to local authorities, he may have been consumed by his bio-progeny in some sick attack and his family and friends are most concerned. Once again, please approach with extreme caution!
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